There are stories that go around that most gamers have some difficulty completing a game on a single turn. Outrageous if you ask me. I’ve never done such a thing and I’d wager that losing a life in a simple contraption such as a video game leads to more issues in your life. Luckily I’ve […]
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Shine those shoes and tighten that tie, it’s the Black Tie Event. A most prestigious event where video games are analyzed in the utmost highest class fashion that those with “less fortunate” bank accounts would never understand. Originally began its life on The Official Video Gaming Hard Corps has found new life here.
The Black Tie Event Presents… All I Need to Know I Learned in the First 5 Minutes of the Legend of Zelda
We’ve learned so much over the years. From our days of schooling or the au par that would take care of us when our single mother was out “looking for a new Daddy” in Rome or Las Vegas. There are things we were taught that we forgot and there are things that never really mattered […]
Read MoreThe Black Tie Event Presents… Ready Player Two
Nobody likes a back seat driver. You build your success on your own or not at all. You think Steve Jobs really needed Steve Wozniak to form the empire that is Apple? Or that Emperor Palpatine needed Darth Vader to build the Death Star? No! They did it on their own. So why give the […]
Read MoreThe Black Tie Event Presents… Where Did My Shit Go?!
Riches to rags. A story told time and time again. Jordan Belfort, Allen Stanford, yes even M.C. Hammer know of the short trek back to the poor after journeying to the top of the mountain. Most of this is a simple process of over stepping boundaries. They know where it went wrong because they were […]
Read MoreThe Black Tie Events Presents… Why Movie Licensed Games are Doomed to Fail
Is that tie looking a little ragged? How old is it? 2 maybe 3 months? Time to get a new one, my friend. You don’t want to be seen in public looking like that. There are also quite a few games that have been released to the public that shouldn’t have been. Mainly, video games […]
Read MoreThe Black Tie Event Presents… Pointless Game Aspects
It’s that time once again to break open a nice chilled bottle of 2005 Château Pétrus and talk of the more important issues of life such as weather treating your yacht, how full lobster and caviar can make you feel after the annual “Saving the White Tigers” dinner benefit, or in this case, pointless game […]
Read MoreThe Black Tie Event Presents… Games I Quit Playing After 10 Seconds
Tighten that tie, shine those shoes, and button up that jacket, it’s about to get classy up in here. And by classy I mean, really really bad gaming. So bad in fact, you’ll be the best looking thing here. Well second best next to me. There are a lot of reasons why people stop playing […]
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